Pretentious iPhone Photos

Jul 11
Guys, the galaxy calls for us each. This is a picture of my bed sheets, but I just wanted to say that.

Guys, the galaxy calls for us each. This is a picture of my bed sheets, but I just wanted to say that.

Jun 26
Guys, is this how the palm trees look in Cuba? I’ve never been there because I’m not evil and I’m still waiting for the second coming.

Guys, is this how the palm trees look in Cuba? I’ve never been there because I’m not evil and I’m still waiting for the second coming.

Jun 26
Guys, the garbage that we throw away will one day throw us away.

Guys, the garbage that we throw away will one day throw us away.

Jun 23
Guys, geographically, we all die alone anyways.

Guys, geographically, we all die alone anyways.

Jun 23
Guys, “and in thine eyes, I hath seen it. Seen it wide. Seen it far.” Amen.

Guys, “and in thine eyes, I hath seen it. Seen it wide. Seen it far.” Amen.

Jun 23
Guys, it’s just another manic Monday. And the only cure is more cowbell.

Guys, it’s just another manic Monday. And the only cure is more cowbell.

Jun 23
Guys, the environment is really important because if we don’t save the polar ice caps the greenhouse melt us oil carbon dioxide death.

Guys, the environment is really important because if we don’t save the polar ice caps the greenhouse melt us oil carbon dioxide death.

Apr 30
Guys, it’s like they all fit into a pattern. My life. Veritas ergo unum sum agricolae.

Guys, it’s like they all fit into a pattern. My life. Veritas ergo unum sum agricolae.

Apr 28
Guys, a modern staircase or a gateway to a Roman Parthenon? Please help. Yahoo Answers is down and I need it for my final.

Guys, a modern staircase or a gateway to a Roman Parthenon? Please help. Yahoo Answers is down and I need it for my final.

Apr 13
Guys, brightness is only skin deep.

Guys, brightness is only skin deep.